
Christmas is whenever I say it is.

Christmas is whenever I say it is.

Bertday is a holiday that is only celebrated in my hometown.

It’s Burpday! It’s the world’s worst holiday!

I’m not sure if this guy is a dream or a dud.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

It’s somebody’s birthday today. I don’t know whose. SOMEBODY’S.

And now for the Airing of Grievances!