It’s seen all the episodes of Doctor Who, which was hard with only one eye.
Cycloptic Green Nerd
Spicy Antennae Critter
It’s spicier than a hot take.
The Striped Spirals Creature
Don’t stare at it too long. You’ll get hypnotized.
The Talkative Bortlord
The bortlord rules over this bortfiefdom.
Eight-Eyed Cutie
Sure, this creature might not seem like a cutie to our eyes, but, you know, cultural relativism and whatnot.
Worm Head
Sometimes, the things that live with the earth shouldn’t crawl up to the surface.