It’s seen all the episodes of Doctor Who, which was hard with only one eye.
It’s spicier than a hot take.
Don’t stare at it too long. You’ll get hypnotized.
The bortlord rules over this bortfiefdom.
Sure, this creature might not seem like a cutie to our eyes, but, you know, cultural relativism and whatnot.
Sometimes, the things that live with the earth shouldn’t crawl up to the surface.