The funny thing is that its neck has the same amount of vertebrae as a human’s neck.
The Long Neck of the Law
The Tunnelling Eyegort
It uses those long eyestalks to see out of its hole.
The Under-Chigger
It’s gonna eat your butts.
Spooky Cellphone Ghost
I’m a ghost sometimes.
Boxy Blort
It doesn’t look it, buy this thing’s life is one of constant pain.
Antenna Head
I suppose they call them “aerials” in some places.