I ate too much turkey and now I’m logy.
Did you know that the Twelve Days of Christmas actually start after Christmas and end on Epiphany? Well, you do now. You learned a thing.
One of the gifts that I ordered for a family member looks like it has been lost or stolen and I’m pretty miffed about it.
Yepper, it’s a purple bear, alright.
Has anyone ever had a poinsettia live more than a month? I’m pretty sure that they have some sort of built-in obsolescence so that you have to buy a new one every year.