His dad’s last name was Eye and his mom’s last name was Eye. That’s why Johnny has a hyphenated name.
Johnny Eye-Eye
How Many Licks to the Centre?
It’s looking at me.
Spiketronic Spud
I don’t get what’s so “tronic” about this thing.
Shoulda Worn Sunblock
Meh. I guess there will be some things that need to be excised.
Screaming Jerksaur
It’s going to get you or something.
Practically a Matchstick
Why isn’t food instantaneous? I’m so hungry.