All his life this turtle wanted to join a circus. He wanted to be an entertainer. He wanted to bring joy to people. He wanted to come out of his shell.
A turtle can never come out of its shell.
Turtle Wearing a Clown Wig
Rob Ford
Everybody needs to leave Rob Ford alone. He’s sensitive a soul and you are all damaging him with your constant gravy trains and such.
Bee
There is a crabapple tree nearby that’s blossoming and it has hundreds of bees swarming it.
Spidermonkey
I DON’T KNOW HOW NATURE WORKS!
Sailboat
Away from the things of man…
Lady Critter
Strong enough for a man, but made for a lady critter.