
My lousy cat just put a hole in the yoga ball I use as a desk chair, so I’m going to go try to fix it with a bicycle tire repair kit.

My lousy cat just put a hole in the yoga ball I use as a desk chair, so I’m going to go try to fix it with a bicycle tire repair kit.

There are land-blorbers and sea-blorbers.
Don’t ask me to differentiate between the two.

It is a dog what is made of farts.

It’s a festive decoration for the living room of doom.

As boring as the day is long.

It’s orange, like my heart.