This parasite replaces your eye with a more differenter eye.
This is one of the microscopic mites that lives on the tip of your nose and keeps it free of dust. Really. Go check your nose and see that it is dust-free. I’ll wait.
It’s a free ride.
Sure, he can be kind of a headache, but he’s still the best damn friend I ever had.
Freeloaders – the whole lot of them.
Can you hear them crawling around inside of your head?