
It’s spicier than a hot take.

It’s spicier than a hot take.

This creature looks like fries. I want an air fryer.

The world was not built for this creature, but it lives in this world nonetheless.

I don’t mind monsters because I’m a monster as well.

It keeps showing up at my door and scaring me with statistics about carbon monoxide poisoning.

The lumpwort is made of cheese.