If only on of those thoughts was to put on pants.
Seriously, haven’t you heard? There’s no such thing as a movie star anymore.
Hey, remember when Ray Stevens was a thing? I don’t think I was even born yet.
This guy is going to need to throw a couple of comforters over himself before he hibernates.
Or, you know, when he just sleeps for a couple of months. There’s some debate as to whether bears truly hibernate or not.
What is this guy so happy about? It’s definitely not my scanner. My scanner wouldn’t make anyone happy.
DON’T YOU SEE THAT HE IS NAKED! THIS IS MADNESS!