WHAT!?
Cactus-Headed Jim
Four-Legged Bobby
You know what they say about guys with four legs? Because I don’t.
Big Head Short Body
He can’t ride any roller coasters.
Getting Eaten by a Piranha was the Best Day
I would write something clever, but I ate too much spaghetti and I’m logy, so I’m going to take a nap instead.
A Case of the Mondays
Everybody knows this feeling.
Merman Cat
This is the most fearsome creature in the seven seas!