
The Flurp can gurp with the best of them.

The Flurp can gurp with the best of them.

Why did I eat two burgers? Why do I do these things to myself?

The Splerg is just trying its best.

I ate too much turkey and now I’m logy.

Well… Maybe it’s the spirit of Flint, Michigan’s water.

A lot of Venusians opt for breatharianism, because even their vegetables have faces.