
Fritz is uninvited to my birthday party.

Fritz is uninvited to my birthday party.

Bro is jolly as all get out.

It’s going to get you or something.

Gary offends our sensibilities.

GRAGH!

How do neckbeards even happen? Do they finish shaving and go “Well, time to give up on life for today”? Why even bother shaving the face bit, then?