The meteorite didn’t kill all the dinosaurs. It just made some of them go wrong.
It’s just a plain ole cat. Who could want anything more than that?
It’s called the dingle because it ding-a-lings all day long.
Or does it?
We’ll never know for sure.
The flower ate too much. It ate too much sun.
Being both full of beans and bees creates the most heinous farts known to man.
He actually prefers to just be called “Greg”, but nobody cares.