You can’t tell me that I’m not really a cat person؟ You don’t know what colour my soul is؟
One time, I went into the toy section and there were these brand-new revamped troll dolls that were skinny and had pouty lips.
I ended up with a headache for about three days.
“Hey! Why you got to bum everyone out, Laurel? We come here for rabbutts and caterderps! We don’t want to see your shoddy attempts at evoking emotions.”
Yes, my evil overlords (all two of you), thy will be done.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
My dog keeps trying to eat snails. It’s weird, he never seems to have a sense of smell until he needs to find something I don’t want him to get into.
Sure, it looks scary, but it has no arms, so, I wouldn’t be too worried.