The problem is that purple is a very expensive pigment and I hear that it dies its fur.
Anything is possible, if you have a tiny friend living on your head!
It’s called the dingle because it ding-a-lings all day long.
Or does it?
We’ll never know for sure.
Being both full of beans and bees creates the most heinous farts known to man.
Boris!? Why, that’s a Russian name! This is a traitor!
This alien should have arms. Why doesn’t it have arms!?