
The problem is that purple is a very expensive pigment and I hear that it dies its fur.

The problem is that purple is a very expensive pigment and I hear that it dies its fur.

Anything is possible, if you have a tiny friend living on your head!

It’s called the dingle because it ding-a-lings all day long.
Or does it?
We’ll never know for sure.

Being both full of beans and bees creates the most heinous farts known to man.

Boris!? Why, that’s a Russian name! This is a traitor!

This alien should have arms. Why doesn’t it have arms!?