Buy me presents.
Christmas Cult
Christmas in May
Christmas is whenever I say it is.
Mini Krampus
Isn’t he cute?
Trapped in a Christmas Bauble FOREVER
It’s like being trapped in the Phantom Zone, only more festive.
Holiday Anglerfish
This is a commentary on consumerism or something.
Christmas is Trending on Twitter
It’s not even Halloween yet and already people are talking about Christmas.
You know, I hear tell that Wal-Mart, Target, K-mart, et al. have been conspiring together to make “Christmas in July” a real holiday. If it comes to pass, it will surely be a dark day for the world.