Jimmy is your mom’s new boyfriend.
False widow spiders, or steatoda nobilis, are systematically accosting and murdering every man, woman and child in England. Are you next?
I DON’T KNOW HOW NATURE WORKS!
I’VE GOT ROCKY MOUNTAIN SPOTTED FEVER!
Spider-Boy, the boy what is also an arachnid.
Is Spider-Boy already a thing? I didn’t bother to google it, even though I’m already at a computer.