
It wandered into my life and now it won’t leave.

It wandered into my life and now it won’t leave.

Oh, it’s cute alright, but I bet it wants to touch your butt.

It’s going to bloop in your blorp.

Gloop

It wants to live in your nose. Let it live in your nose.

You’re not actually supposed to insert cotton swabs into your ear canal, but I do it anyway.