I don’t know where this dinkus goes at night and I don’t want to know.
It has a sunny body. That means that it has sunny farts.
I eat all the vegetable people that I can because I don’t respect them.
There’s only some many times a person can bort before they break their borter.
People tell me that I shouldn’t call other people dorkuses, because I am, in fact, a humongous dorkus myself.
To that I say *BRAP*.
It’s so happy because it knows the day when the world ends and Armageddon fits right in with its 5-year plan.