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Moustache: I must ask you a question.
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Goths are the worst.

This thing leaped out of someone’s armpit at me.

V for Vendetta was a crappy movie, but we’re stuck seeing these stupid masks for forever because of stupid Anonymous.

I need to catch up on my stories before the new season starts.

I hate everything.

Hipsters love this kind of thing for some reason.