
“Asymmetrical Eyes”? That’s a goddamn boring name.

“Asymmetrical Eyes”? That’s a goddamn boring name.

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I made some EPIC tea.
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Okay… Maybe it wasn’t that epic.

It can see into your butt.

This is the greatest lady who ever lived.

Imagine wearing a wool sweater that you can’t take off…

This thing wants to be your forever-friend.