My lousy cat just put a hole in the yoga ball I use as a desk chair, so I’m going to go try to fix it with a bicycle tire repair kit.
It is a dog what is made of farts.
Loyal to the end. Loyal after the end.
There is a difference between a werewolf and a man-wolf… but I don’t remember what it is.
I would still pet this dog, even though it would cut me.
This is what a dog looks like, right.