Those must cause it a bunch of neck pain.
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I think that I’ve actually drawn this exact same thing before. Of course, I ran out of ideas on August 12th 2012, so that can be expected.
You know that, one day, it’s going to escape, of course?
It’s easy to find shorts, but it’s hard to find turtlenecks.
It probably wants to weasel its way into something, because, well, DUH!