His power is the ability to stay fresh in a root cellar for many months.
Potato Guy
Purple-Haired Gertie
Gertie is just a nickname. Her real name is Gertram.
I’ve Become At One with the Forest
I can’t return to civilized society ever again.
Alien Domesticated Animal
It’s loyal to an otherworldly degree.
WHAT DID I EAT!?
We’ve all felt this way.
Weird Little Dog Thing
Look at those stumpy legs.